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(Class motto: Lose rationality, be faithful to instinct)
(Brothers' School is at the threshold of autumn)
-Hi, Kyung-hoon, -Hello,
You look nice today,
-I do? -Yes,
-Why do you look so nice? -I don't know,
-Maybe it's just your imagination, -Did you meet Sol-bi?
No way,
I didn't get her number,
I did a show with Sol-bi yesterday,
-At "Our Neighborhood," -I heard she's a permanent member,
I told Sol-bi you wanted her number, and she did this,
(No way)
Yeah, right,
-Hi, Ho-dong, -Hi, Have you guys been well?
We're both students, but he seems like the principal,
-Have you been well? -Yes,
-Did you get a perm? -Yes, sir,
Why are you suddenly being so polite? "Yes, sir,"
I suddenly feel distant from him,
"Yes, sir,"
Hello, everyone!
Isn't your hat overdoing it?
"God Hee-chul,"
All of you should respect me,
Ho-dong is very detailed, We didn't notice anything
had changed, How did Ho-dong know he permed his hair?
(One week ago, Amazed he even noticed)
The funnier thing is, Ho-dong, take off your hat,
He always wears a hat, but he always gels his hair,
I don't understand why he does that,
I mean I understand Jang-hoon doing that to his hair,
"Do a little more here, And here, too,"
Then just don't wear a hat,
(Old habits die hard)
I saw things about Ho-dong online, Ho-dong is the best MC and was the best wrestler,
"What would he have done if he hadn't been a wrestler?"
Ho-dong? He would've been the big boss at Gyeongnam,
He would've been at the top of the country if he had
done this: an arm-twister who collects overdue bills,
(I'll get your unpaid money back)
"Sorry, but when will you pay your money back?" "Here you go,"
When you look at his middle and high school photos, he's no joke,
-He'll be able to squeeze water out of a dry squid, -Of course,
Ho-dong could have gone to Sang-min to collect his money,
(Seems possible)
Really?
(Shudder)
Then what about Jang-hoon?
-If he wasn't an athlete? -He didn't play basketball and doesn't go on shows,
-Seriously, I think,,, -He should have done wallpapers,
He should have done wallpapers,
(Paste~ Paste~ Paste~)
(A proper job for his height)
(Wallpaper master Seo Jang-hoon!)
He won't even need a ladder,
While others get one room done, he'll be able to get three or four rooms done,
Broadcasting equipment, What about broadcasting equipment? Zimzib cameras!
He'll hold those like this,
Boom mic,
Boom mic!
He can just hold the boom mic like this,
I wouldn't have been able to do wallpapers because you need to tilt your neck back,
I would have complained about neck pain,
Sang-min did different kinds of businesses,
(Transfer students enter)
-I think he would have done really well if he had focused on one thing, -Someone came,
We were forgetting about them,
(Transfer students, who are tired of waiting, enter!)
(Transfer student Ga-in!)
(Transfer student Ji-soo!)
(Hot hot transfer students have arrived)
(Transfer students, who are tired of waiting, enter!)
(Transfer student Ga-in!)
(Transfer student Ji-soo!)
(Hot hot transfer students have arrived)
Hello, I'm,,,
-Come on! It doesn't suit you! -Stop acting awkward!
Don't lie, you poser!
I'm Gain from Sexy Cute High School,
There's no such school around here,
You'll probably fall head over heels for my charms today,
-Really? -Okay, we will,
(Ji-soo stiffens once it's his turn)
Is that person to your right a statue?
Oh! It moved! Oh my gosh! It moves!
Hello, I'm Ji-soo from Fantastic High School,
I came here today to find a friend who will film a bromance with me,
If you're interested, send me a look,
I came here today to find a friend who will film a
bromance with me, If you're interested, send me a look,
We're giving you the look, but you're looking somewhere else,
-Sorry, -That's why we can't give you the look,
Since they said Ga-in and Ji-soo, I thought two girls were coming today,
I'm sorry,
I was excited because I thought Lovelyz's Ji-soo was coming,
(Bitter)
They told me Ga-in and Ji-soo would be coming,
I know Ga-in already, so I searched for Ji-soo online,
Do you know what came out? Well-being Consumer Index,
That's what came out first,
Don't those two seem like siblings?
Don't their eyes look the same?
Isn't Ga-in way older?
How old are you, Ji-soo?
I'm twenty-four,
He's six years younger than Ga-in,
(I'll, Let, You, Slide, This, Once)
Ga-in, is your hairstyle concept Matilda today?
Chucky! It's Chucky!
(Boiling with anger)
It's Chucky! Ga-in and I are totally close!
Is there anyone who isn't close to you?
Do you guys meet outside?
Do you know her number?
Yes, I do,
It's be a disaster when Hee-chul loses his phone,
The person who gets his phone hit jackpot,
-That's why I don't store people using their names, -Then what?
-For example, you're "Ssamja," -Then what about me?
"Eye line,"
It would be troublesome if I store them under real names,
-But you need to protect female celebrities, -He has manners,
-Ga-in? -Yes?
How is your condition lately?
It's been ten years since I have debuted, but it's been a year
since I've been on a variety show, so I couldn't sleep last night,
I'm so nervous, but he said it's his first time on a variety show, too,
-It's his first time? -Yes,
What should we do? Do you want to go on another show and then come back?
(Flustered)
I don't know what to do,
If you don't do variety show for a year, it's like
you're a newbie, You don't know what's going on,
It's difficult,
I am on a reality variety show,
but it's the first time I'm on a talk show variety program,
What's our genre?
(What is our genre?)
We're reality, We have no script,
-We don't have a genre? -We're a comprehensive variety show,
We seem like a family variety show, too,
What's our genre?
Do you like "Ask Us Anything?"
I really love watching it, and at this angle,
it seems like I'm watching you guys from home,
(Watching real live 3DTV)
What was the most fun episode?
-I liked that "don't urge me" part, -As expected!
Let's do it together!
Start!
"Don't urge me, I'm not going anywhere, I'll be your baby,"
He's good!
(Compliment Ji-soo~)
(Brothers admire him)
People who haven't seen this show wouldn't be able to do that out of nowhere,
He's shy but does it all,
We heard you two brought something,
Oh, the enrollment forms,
Who do we give them to?
-Who you think is the best, -Give it to who you think will do the best,
-Soo-geun, -See?
What's wrong with your hair? Did it rust?
I thought her hair turned rusty,
Her real name: Son Ga-in!
-That's your real name? -It is,
Wow! I really think Ga-in is the sexiest female singer in our country,
Reason for enrollment: "Since I went to an all
girls' school, I wanted to attend a co-ed school,"
She's going to tell us who she wants to be partnered up with here,
I,,,
("Who is the male student Ga-in will choose?" Nervous)
Sang-min,
-Really? Me? -Yes,
Me? Why?
Let's move on,
We don't need to know the reason,
Reason?
The reason is because I fulfilled my dream while watching him,
Then what about as a man?
As a man, too,
Then sing Roo'ra's song, Go!
"Now I know what it feels like to be alone, It was just an illusion,"
She said she knows what it feels like to be alone,
(Blank,,)
How dare she? She said she knows what it feels like to be alone,
(Feeling sorry against her will)
(Stands up)
Ga-in said she knows how you feel!
One day, I don't know what will happen, but you will realize what it feels like,
-"What if feels like to be alone," -There will be a day when you realize what that is,
The second student's name is Ji-soo,
Reason for enrollment: "There are many fun friends here,
I want to especially play with Hee-chul and Kyung-hoon,"
Do something that Kyung-hoon did that is the most memorable to you,
(Does it right away without being flustered)
(Shocked)
(Perfect encore)
Wow! He really watched a lot!
I'm sorry,
(Unbelievable)
You ruined him like this!
It's your fault!
I only scared you, I had no intention to hit you,
(Sigh)
-He had no intention to hit you, He just scared you, -Ho-dong used to be scary,
When I walk on the street, even elementary students do this to me,
"It's Kang Ho-dong!"
-You're in trouble, -I'm in trouble because of you,
What did you want to do the most on this show, Ji-soo?
-I just wanted to talk to you guys like this, -Oh, really?
And I was actually very happy that Hee-chul danced with me earlier,
(Really?)
I'm very bad at dancing, I didn't know he would dance with me,
You're bad at dancing? Shall we see how bad you really are?
No, no, no,
(Brothers don't miss anything)
Kyung-hoon is the worst dancer in the universe,
-Yes, -This is a dance for survival that only one person can make it out alive,
It's a mission!
He seems to dance pretty well,
-This is the edge of a cliff, -Yes, and there is death waiting for you below,
(Extreme survival dance competition)
The one who dances the best stays alive!
Music start!
(Being tactful)
(Ji-soo dances first)
(Confident)
(Glamorous hands and feet)
(Ssamja appears)
(Terrible foot skills)
(Shake shake)
(Ji-soo has met his rival)
(Both of them dance at the same time)
(Hey! Hold on!!! Stop getting closer)
(A fatal synergy effect!)
(Laughing)
(Impending time)
(Ssamja's one kick!)
(Two kick, Fall)
Time!
(Blushing)
(Who is the survivor of the extreme dance competition?)
As a conclusion, both of you have died, There are no survivors,
To be honest, I fell for you, I saw you dancing, and I think you're very charming,
You have a boyfriend,
That's that, I can still fall for you,
-Why are you so inflexible? -There's something called a two-timer,
That's not it,
Why not? Things like that can happen in real life,
I'll be one of your guys,
(What's wrong with him?)
Wow! You're no joke!
"I'll be one of your guys,"
I fell for you, What about you?
I have a boyfriend, I'll be a two-timer then,
Okay,,,then I'll be one of your guys,
When you get caught by her boyfriend later, you'll say, "I'm not one of her guys!"
("A drama is made with one of Ssamja's quotes,")
When they break up, you can say, "I'll be your guy,"
(High level of adjustment needed)
Ji-soo, sit wherever you want,
Who do you want to be partners with?
I want to sit next to Kyung-hoon,
I want to be partners with Kyung-hoon,
Me? Why?
You'll find your love today,
Eye-contact, Ready, go,
(A subtle atmosphere flows between these two)
Kyung-hoon didn't avoid his eyes, but Ji-soo did,
-Ji-soo likes him more, -Ji-soo likes him more,
When I was in middle school, the guys who sang
Kyung-hoon's songs well were popular among girls,
Then you must have practiced a lot,
I used to do it a long time ago, but I'm not good at singing ballads, I rap,
Oh, rap?
One, two, three, four,
Yo! My name is Ji-soo,
I'm the essence of free-style rapping,
I ate the sumptuous feast that my mom made before coming here,
What's up, brothers?
He's becoming more and more stubborn,
Everyone, this is what happens when you come out on this show,
He's starting to gain confidence,
But it's a good thing you went into acting,
Thanks,
(That wasn't a compliment)
Let's start, Ga-in,
This is the first problem of my quiz,
My friends called me this in high school, It's kind of like a nickname,
What is it?
I got it, Guh-in, (Giant)
-Why? -Ga-in, Guh-in, Sounds similar,
-I got it! -It's not even close,
I know, Beauty,
(Allergic to nice and warm, Emergency patient has appeared)
(Fluttering heart due to his unexpected comment)
Ji-soo is a man!
(Filled with male energy)
(Pure boy mode)
When you smiled just now, you were acting,
(Manly smile)
Since she had gone to an all girls' school, I don't
think they would have given her a pretty name,
Yes, I don't think it's a pretty name,
I know, Chucky,
This is childish, but we used to call people with small eyes this: Button Hole,
(At loss!)
-To be honest, you don't have big eyes, -Don't hit his head! She hit his back,
You don't have big eyes,
No, But Ho-dong and I ate this together before,
-You guys ate it? -Cuss words,
Negative comments,
-I ate it with Ho-dong before, -Korean sausage?
-It's close, -I got it! Tripe! You look like tripe!
-No, -Liver! Liver!
Want to die?
Liver?
-Heart! Stomach! -Omasum!
Omasum?
Liver! Liver!
You said it's similar to Korean sausage!
(About to cry)
Pig! Pig!
Pork Back-bone stew!
It's a bit salty,
It's salty?
Shrimp!
Pickled shrimp!
You got it!
Why pickled shrimp?
Pickled shrimp has really thin eyes,
Then when you were little, you looked like pickled shrimp? Wait, never mind,
(Reached the state of nirvana)
But why did you eat pickled shrimp with Ho-dong?
Because we ate Korean sausage soup, -Korean sausage stew,
You went to eat Korean sausage soup with that young girl?
Doesn't he pick the foods he only wants to eat?
He doesn't care about what others want to eat at all,
(Man with a menu decided already)
"Do you want to eat Pyeongyang noodles or black bean noodles?" "I want black bean noodles,"
When we arrived, I asked where we were, and he said, "Pyeongyang noodles restaurant,"
Give us the next question,
I don't look like I can do that, but I'm actually very good at it,
(Giggly)
-Why are you laughing? -We're one body and soul,
I think I know, too,
You, too?
You say the answer, Ji-soo,
Something that she can unexpectedly do well even if she doesn't look like that type,
Beauty,
(What is Ji-soo's answer?)
Smoking!
(Destroyed her expectations)
Nico Nico Ni,
He's a real mania of our show!
It's really unexpected?
Tightrope walking?
Something you're unexpectedly good at, Fan dance? Taekkyeon? Sword dance?
Dunk shoot,
(Sincerely thinking about it!)
Isn't it really unexpected if you do a dunk shoot?
(Air Ga-in!)
-It's something I do for the elderly, -Pluck out their white hairs!
Something like that!
-Catching lice! -Scratching their backs!
Massage! Giving them a massage!
Correct!
Shoulder massage,
You need gripping power,
I'm really good at it, I have a lot of power in my fingers,
Give a shoulder massage to the winner,
-Can you do that? -Of course,
(Greatest gift for these old men!)
-Hurry up and give the next problem, -Let's do this!
Third question,
You guys don't know, but there's something I don't have,
This is very unexpected, too,
Ideas,
Something you don't have? I got it, A license,
(Unable to control)
You have no license?
He got it too easily,
I got it?
What license?
I got it! A car license!
(Everyone is trying to steal the answer!)
(Gathering over!)
(Shocked about Ga-in's license, crazy citizens)
-Driver's License! -Car license!
(Unmanageable)
(Feels like he's watching TV in the living room!)
The person who gets the exact wording is correct,
I said a driver's license,
You guys are dirty!
Everyone wants that massage,
(Kyung-hoon: massage license)
You have really bad handwriting!
But if it's a driver's license, then Soo-geun got it right,
I thought you knew how to drive, So your manager drives you around,
Why? Did it get canceled?
No, no, I don't have it at all,
(1 person got mad at the mention of canceling licenses)
When it's hard for you to get your manager to drive you, I'll do it,
Tell me if you want to get your license,
I'm on vacation starting from tomorrow,
(Free pass!)
(Happy problem)
You don't even do anything! You're on vacation every day!
I'm unexpectedly busy, I unexpectedly move around a lot,
I don't drink often, but I love to drink one glass with certain delicious foods,
-That's why,,,-Then you don't need it,
Don't drive, It'll only make your members suffer,
(Feels like she became a sinner)
Ga-in,
(Um,,,let's control our mouths!)
(In an unfair situation)
Am I hearing auditory hallucinations?
(One decision can bring results you can't take back)
Ji-soo, do you have a license?
-Yes, I do, -Okay, Next problem,
-Be careful when driving, -Okay,
There's something I really want to teach the members of "Ask Us Anything,"
-What is it? -Dance,
"Abracadabra" dance!
(Got the answer in one shot?!)
-Really? -He must be right,
-Wrong! -I got it! Your solo dance in "Abracadabra!"
-It's similar! -Your solo dance!
Use professional language!
Your solo part in the bridge of "Abracadabra!"
Bridge!
I'll let that be the answer,
-Hey, hold on, -Ga-in's solo dance in the bridge part of "Abracadabra,"
That solo dance of the bridge part between the first and second parts!
-It's after the second part! -After the second part,
-I got this right, -You got it right?
-Yes, You're too much,
I got the answer first, but you guys stole it and added the "solo part" and whatever,
You're the one who insisted that it was a driver's
license when Soo-geun first said it was a license,
("My biggest opponent,,,is my past self!")
(Unable to refute)
(Clamor!)
What's the point of getting this right?
We didn't get it right, It's the person who can
follow that dance the best that will get it right,
-We need to have that mission- -Isn't this the "Abracadabra" dance?
-What? -Isn't this it?
Are you going to go to the restroom?
(Kang Ho-dong (Age 47) Able to express himself through dancing)
(Urinating dance)
(Ga-in decides to show a demonstration!)
I'll show you,
(Looking forward to it)
("Abracadabra" (2009) - Brown Eyed Girls)
(Provoking with captivating actions!)
(The look in her eyes changed instantly)
(Blissful)
(Shyly going back to her place)
Ga-in, we're going to do this?
Yes,
You can do it, right?
You did the broadcast version, There was another step in the music video, right?
-Yes, -You took it out,
What is it?
(Show us the original dance!)
If I do it, it won't be funny,
You're very pretty, Hee-chul,
I'm going to dance it very well then,
(Going to do a girl group cover dance!)
I don't know the exact timing, but give me the music,
(Bewitching and sexy)
(So far it's the same as Ga-in's demonstration)
(Swaying)
(Shaking)
("Ask Us Anything" mania is deeply moved)
(Confused by the destruction of the original dance)
(Very embarrassed)
-There's really something like that? -Yes, there is,
(The feeling is very different, but it really exists)
-Ji-soo and Kyung-hoon! -Both of you do it together,
One of you two is about to die,
(Merciless dance floor!)
(Uncommon rivals meet again!)
(Quite sincere)
-Kyung-hoon, are you going to do that? -What?
(You two can't discuss!)
(Burdened, Relaxed)
The person who gets hit by the plastic hammer has to pretend to fall off the cliff,
(Real demonstration!)
This is a matter of life and death!
It's not about winning and losing!
It's about survival!
(Final dance battle)
("If it's not you, it'll be me who dies,")
(Fear is sweeping over)
Start!
Sit down,
(Ji-soo is aggressively surpassing)
Oh, Ji-soo, you're doing well!
Wow! Ji-soo is really good!
(Ji-soo is throwing in his winning move!)
Hey, Ji-soo!
(Explosion of shame)
(Saw his opportunity)
(Shaking)
(See my dance skills!)
(Turning around for display)
(Showing off his pelvis!)
(You die!)
(This is our eye-level!)
(Even his soul is tattered and torn)
It's so dirty!
(Now Ga-in's judgment is left)
(Brothers are excited with the greatest match of all time!)
In the beginning, Ji-soo was winning, but in the
end, Kyung-hoon shook his bottom in all directions,
(Time to decide who gets the unnatural death!)
I like luxurious kind of sexy,
Bye, Kyung-hoon!
(Bitter,,)
You need to fall!
(Feels like he won?)
Truthfully, I did better,
-She likes luxurious kind of sexy, -I like luxurious kind of sexy,
"(Kyung-hoon,,,you lost but you fought well!")
(This year's video)
("Ask Us Anything" record of videos)
What was the first thing I requested to my company after
winning for the first time ever since I debuted?
I got it, A cell-phone,
-No, -I got it,
Van,
-No, -I got it!
Ji-soo,
Love,
What's with him?
That's possible, You want to be in love now,
(Just proud!)
He already researched our program's patterns!
That's why he decided to say love at this point,
Asking them to let you meet your family,
(Ridiculous!)
Breaking the contract?
"Since I won first place, I'll go somewhere else,"
Since I'm a woman and,,,
I got it! "Please raise a boy group,"
(H,,,uh?)
I got it!
Allow other people to come into the dorm!
Nope!
They didn't let me do this, which might be the reason why I'm still loved today,
Plastic surgery!
I'm right!
Double eyelid surgery!
The answer is double eyelid surgery!
(Hyenas appearing with answers!)
Eyelid, eyelid, double eyelid!
Tell me the exact answer!
Eyelid, eyelid, double eyelid!
-Wrong! -I know! Double eyelid plastic surgery!
Partial incision double eyelid surgery!
I got it! Full Incision double eyelid surgery!
(High-five!)
-Me? -Yes,
Full incision double eyelid surgery!
To be detailed, it is a specific type of double eyelid surgery,
Do you still want to get plastic surgery?
Not anymore,
You might naturally get yours, like me,
After I debuted, I saw how the other girls had long hair
and double eyelids, and I thought they were beautiful,
That's why I was in a dilemma, I thought I had to
become like that in order to follow the trend,
Anyways, I had thought about it for a long time,
When we got first place, people started talking
about how my eyes were oriental beauty,
Your eyes don't look small though,
-I think they're beautiful, -Really?
Your eyes symbolize who you are, don't they?
They remember your eyes,
And you were the one who made drawing pretty eyeliner popular,
-I'll teach you how to make your eyes two times bigger today, -Big eyes make-up,
Okay,
Right now, I'm going to measure how big your eyes are,
Okay, okay,
Are the double eyelids included, too?
Of course not, Just your eyes,
(Opening your eyes widely is the key!)
(Hideous)
Only your eye sockets,
-Only eye sockets, -Of course,
(Soo-geun steps up to the plate first!)
(Mommy!)
(Extremely widening the face!)
Sorry, but don't copy my technique,
(Copies right away)
(Gained a new talent!)
I'm sorry, but there's metallic poison, so you shouldn't poke my eyes,
All right,
Okay, Open your eyes, Go in the middle,
-You're so ugly, -Two! Two centimeters!
(His eyes are about to look into his brain)
(Drooling)
(Terrorized the chair with one drip)
1,8!
He has big eyes,
-Is it 1,7? -1,7,
(Shiny gold tooth)
He has a gold tooth,
1,4,
He's wealthy! He has a gold tooth!
(What kind of meaning does that have?)
(Wide-eyed Ssamgu)
He looks like he got surprised while watching porn,
Oh, my, It's 1,3 centimeters,
-That's it? -Yeah,
(Like father, like son)
(Another rising star (?) Ji-soo!)
Okay, One centimeters, Get up,
(Unfair)
Please at least give me a chance,
(Mischievous 5th prince Wang Geun)
No, Ji-soo, you're just automatically out because we're not measuring you,
Or do you want us to measure you?
Please measure me,
-Ji-soo, -His left eye gets smaller even if he opens it,
1,4,
He is the winner of the last world tournament,
-I came for a second victory, -Last time, he won Hoengseong Korean beef,
(World champion)
Kim Yeong-cheol! One, two, three!
("Ms, Ha Choon-hwa, please help me,")
(All holes are open)
(Shocked)
(Crossed eyes are a service, Giant mouth size)
(How big is it?)
(Cautious)
1,3,
Oh my gosh, I failed to win a second victory,
(Big-eyed Hee-chul takes the mound!)
1,9
(Actually 4th place, Became champion on impulse!)
Open your eyes for the champion!
Congratulations!
Who are the top four? Come out,
Gather, top four,
-One, two, three, -Commemorative photo,
(4 big-eyed men!)
-It's been a while, Do you have a show today? -Yes,
Chief!
-Chief Ga-in! -Yes?
(Shop's chief Ga-in)
I have a photo shoot today, so please make my eyes stand out,
(Ears perk up)
Ms, Son Saem-mool is very competent,
-Son Saem-mool, -Son Saem-mool,
That's a pretty name, Son Saem-mool,
I'll show you my signature smoky eye make-up,
You need to do some shading first,
I didn't bring my name card though,
(Confusion)
Can you close your eyes?
(Gently)
(Smiling)
Kyung-hoon's heart is beating wildly right now,
I think Kyung-hoon didn't make his eyes wide on
purpose so that he can get his make-up done,
I swear I didn't do that,
(1, Widely spread red tone eyeshadow)
(2, You apply dark eyeshadow on top of that)
Are you supposed to widely spread it like that?
Because Kyung-hoon has big double eyelids,
he doesn't have to create them separately,
First,,,
Oh my god, Look! His eyes got twice as big!
Oh, they did,
Oh! Really!
Something is weird,
Kyung-hoon, you have different size eyes,
There shouldn't be any space between your eyeliner and eyeshadow, You should add some gradation,
It's nice seeing Ji-soo in the shot,
-Ji-soo is handsome, -He's handsome,
-You look like the ex-husband who is watching the two lovers, -A love triangle?
(Ex-husband's Secret Agent)
He's being jealous right now,
(Ga-in, the love I committed)
(I can't just watch with her be with another man!)
(I will get rid of my opponent!)
-Doesn't it seem like I got hit by someone? -No, no, Hold on,
(Satisfied)
You got hit in the heart by Ga-in,
Heart attack,
Now we're going to draw the under line,
-You need to draw under it, too? -That way the smoky eye can be completed,
Now I'm going to put the eyelashes on,
You need to put those on, too?
You need to shade it so that you look shy, and it can make your face look smaller,
-So pretty! -You have contact lens on,
"You have contact lens on," My goodness,
(Love will come again, right?)
-Show us, -Show us one side first, Man's side,
Man's side, Turn around,
Don't open your eyes too widely, Just open it slightly,
It's Hedwig,
(A visual that is comparable to a protagonist)
Your right side looks like your sick,
I'm very good at things like this,
Can't you make me pretty?
Ji-soo, trust me, I'll make you very pretty,
(Creating a vertical eye line)
Hello, I'm Kim Saem-mool,
(Artist Kim Saem-mool!)
I came after hearing the rumors about you,
I heard you're very good at this,
The show I went on hit jackpot!
I'm really going to make you pretty, Don't tell me to make it funny,
(Stretch)
This feels very stable,
I do my own make-up,
(Everyone is becoming a make-up artisan,
The brothers are absorbed in doing smoky make-up)
Open your eyes,
We're in big trouble,
This wasn't supposed to happen,
-I'm so sorry, I,,, -Did you drink yesterday?
He has difficult eyes, I thought he had double eyelids,
but when he opened his eyes, they disappeared,
(Inner double eyelids that eat eye line!)
-Go a little up, -Yeah, I need to draw it up a little, I didn't know that,
You need to draw it as long as possible,
Whatever,
-Ms, Son Saem-mool, -Yes?
Why are there so many different kinds of cosmetics?
-What's this? -This is mascara,
(Feeling uncomfortable)
(Rotating)
Why does it feel wet?
I'll make you look cool instead of a joke,
It was a loss for you to appear on "Ask Us Anything" today,
You mustered up courage, but in the end,,,
Hey! What's that?
You said you would do it Hollywood style for me,
I don't think anyone will cast you for dramas temporarily,
(Artisan Soo-geun is laughing without a word)
(Opening of 2016 F/W "Ask Us Anything" make-up show!)
This is Kim Saem-mool's creation,
I made him look like the female protagonist in the latest movies,
Okay, One, two, three,
Harley Quinn!
(Movie Harley Quinn!)
-What's this? -Harley Quinn!
-Did you get hit? -Is your eye bleeding?
(His complexion is quickly becoming awful)
(Feeling pitiful)
This is Harley Quinn who loves Joker so much but got hit by him,
(Joker's date violence)
What's that? A mole?
What's this?
What's with this mole?
Sometimes moles appear during development,
(Artist's fatal mistake)
You need to go to the dermatologist and take it out,
Jang-hoon, try winking,
(Fatal)
Seo Harley Quinn!
As for Yeong-cheol,,,
(A visual that makes people speechless)
(Lost his duty and just laughs)
The left and right sides are very different, right?
It looks so weird!
I didn't know I had such big eyes,
This is unbelievable! He's a completely different person!
Did you glue eyelids on?
I'm not trying to be funny here, The eyelid line comes out, right?
I made his upper and lower eyelids
look dark, and I even did some shading here, too,
(So what are the results?)
If you look on this side, it gives you a very strong impression,
Seriously, use this chance to fix your face,
Seriously, you look very complicated,
(Make-up isn't everything!)
I think this is the best work so far,
Yes, it's Ms, Son Saem-mool's style,
(Achievement rate is 200% past his beginning purpose)
This side of Ms, Son Saem-mool's work is pretty but lacks individuality,
The whole thing is his eye,
-The whole thing is his eye, -The whole right side of his face is his eye,
One, two, three,
(The whole thing really is his eye)
He's Zorro!
(Synchronization 99,9%)
Draw a Z,
-Who did this? -Kang Saem-mool,
Then he should explain it himself,
It's pretty,
Take your hands out of your pocket,
(Late bloomer artist is suffering from his opponent)
The formation of my eyes are long, This whole thing is the eye,
The eye is stretched like a line,
-I see, -Draw a Z really coolly,
Thank you, Sassy Zorro,
-Next up is,,, -The highlight,
Ji-soo, who will never come out on "Ask Us Anything" again,
-Doesn't everyone know his face? -21st century's best actor Ji-soo!
We're making you that way here,
Was I just going to do bland make-up on him?
I wanted to show a meaningful message,
When I first started this creation,
I was going with the themes of "birth" and "novelty,"
Then I suddenly thought of "hero,"
I saw it, The moment Ji-soo reveals his face, his company will throw him away,
It's on air already,
No matter how big of a star Ji-soo becomes,
this will always remain as his dark history,
That's why the theme is "dishonor,"
I think this theme is two characters: damage,
(Wants to hide in a hole)
The point is that I sublimated his strong eyelids with his eyes,
Just like a ghost that freely floats around,
(Free ghost 1, 2)
-Then shall we reveal it now? -It's not that bad,
One, two, three!
(21st century new actor Ji-soo! What does he look like after coming out on the show?)
(Oh my god)
Three!
(Ta-da!)
-He looks good, right? -Yeah!
He looks better than Kyung-hoon,
He's a hero, but he'll never be caught,
When he washes his face, it'll all disappear, so he can live as a superhero,
Prepare yourself!
They appeared, Attack!
A very incredible hero has appeared!
(Provoking evil brothers)
(Hero kick!)
(Zorro Kyung-hoon falls down eventually)
That boy,,,
The more you look at Ji-soo's face, the more charming and handsome it is,
He's the style that girls like,
-He's very nice, -He's so tall,
Why did you break up with your last girlfriend?
With my last girlfriend?
Why did you break up with her?
As time went on, we didn't get along,
- Why? - Personality difference?
Yeah, Personality difference,
- Personality,, - Same as Jang-hoon,
You're,, you're terrible,
(Come again?)
Despite it being terrible I was just so surprised,
I was just talking,
That came out of no where,
I shouldn't get married
unless for sure I won't divorce,
I'm getting scared now,
If you get married, don't get a divorce,
It sounds so sincere coming from you,
If you break up or anything,
you're in trouble,
I don't know what I'll be doing then,
But I'll make sure, you pay for it,
(Goosebumps)
Ho-dong,
I doubt it'll happen but,,,
You shouldn't get a divorce either,
Ho-dong and Hee-chul are
my top priorities,
I might even take out an ad
on newspapers,
(Hopefully they have happy marriages)
Ji-soo's turn!
When I was on TV for the first time,
what did my mom say?
Is that really my son?
No,
He's so handsome!
Nope,
Honey!
He looks just like Ji-soo!
Nope,
Got it!
Why can't I see his eyes?
No!
You have to hit him on his back!
He's too nice,
Did you hit Jang-hoon's eyes?
(Bruised)
What's wrong with his eyes?
Where's my son?
Nope,
Wait, I'm sorry,
We're assuming your mom has a dialect,
Does she?
She doesn’t,
The answer is what young people say,
Got it!
My son's the best!
Got it!
What?
My son's hot!
(Let's speak properly)
He's the best!
Close,
My son's the hottest in the world!
No,
Wow!
Correct,
She said that?
She just couldn't believe it,
So she just said wow!
Most mothers say,
I can't watch it!
Because they're embarrassed,
I started acting when I was in high school,
My first commercial work was
Angry Mom that aired early last year,
With Kim Hee-sun?
Why don't you ask Hee-sun
to come to our school?
Then she'll definitely come,
(Bluff)
I like your confidence!
Do you know her number?
She likes me,
You still talk to her?
No, not really,
You don't even talk to her!
Why are you lying?
She likes my instagram posts!
(Relationship joined by likes)
Weren't you on Doctors carrying water?
Are you friends with Park Shin-hye?
I can't say we're close,
But she promised to visit
the set of Fantastic,
Why didn't you tell her to come here?
I should've done that,
Next question,
When I was in school,,,
Your favorite dance?
Love's Twist!
(Soo-geun, you're amazing)
He didn't even finish yet,
(In awe)
What did my friends say to me the most?
I got it!
You look like Son Ho-young,
(Slightly similar)
Where's my money?
No,
Give me a cigarette,
Got it,
Do Oh Kwang-rok imitation,
(Frozen)
His voice sounds like he'll be good at it,
Right?
Is that really the answer?
That's not the answer,
You're a trash!
Go buy some milk and bread,
(School bully report: 117)
It's not about how I look,
It has to do more with my personality,
When people see Soo-geun,
they might say this,
Got it!
Don't gamble!
No,
When you see Ho-dong and Soo-geun,
I think you'll say this,
How does it make you feel?
Good,
You're really funny,
Close!
You're a happy person!
You're witty,
You make me laugh!
Correct!
What's the difference?
(Objection)
Make us laugh!
(Crowd protests)
That's the most ridiculous thing
you said today!
Are you serious?
I'm cracking up!
(Hard at work)
Here,
It fell off?
When I'm with my friends,
I could be different,
We're friends too, try it!
Sang-Mina asked me about
Oh Kwang-rok's imitation,
I can do it,
(Guess king!)
I was wondering how he knew,
How did you know?
You have it in your voice,
I'll give it a go,
Please understand if I suck,
I'm annoyed,
Soo-Jin,
It's delicious,
(Laughter)
Hey women writes, is this that funny?
Your friends told you
you were funny?
We need to have a same sense of humor,
I like black comedies,
That's why I colored you black,
(Soo-geun's bigger picture revealed)
Who has a similar sense of humor here?
I was surprised by Hee-chul,
H's a genius,
That's what I thought too,
How could he come up with those stuffs?
He's overrated,
(Hee-chul's overrated)
He'll fade away,
(Jealous)
It can't continue,
Who's most different than you?
Yeong-cheol?
I was thinking that too!
I think you'll do well with
old American women,
I have to go to America?
I mean it,
Because,,,
You do have old American women's style
of humor,
A lot of people here like me too,
Ho-dong's son think I'm the funniest,
I feel bad about this,
I think he's funny,
Why don't you just go to America?
You're good at English too,
And no one appreciates you here,
Be brave,
Should I really?
Next question,
I have a really good friend,
He's my good friend, Nam Joo-hyuk,
When I go to his house,
what do I do first?
Got it,
As soon as you get there,
oh hey!
Take a poo,
No,
Got it,
Look for jewelry,
Is he a kleptomaniac?
Got it!
Get naked!
No,
It's similar,
Lie down on his bed,
Correct,
What?
Let's let this one go,
That's enough,
(Huh,,,?)
He needs to explain himself!
No,
This could blow up,
Someone could write about it,
Then, this is what they'll write about!
(Getting nervous)
He got along with Kyung-hoon well,
He even said he likes me,
Is that why you said
you don't want a girlfriend?
Should I explain it?
No,
Don't put words in his mouth,
Don't tell anyone,
Only we'll know about it,
Viewers, please don't tell anyone,
(Excuse me)
Let's not tell anyone,
That viewer is telling someone,
(Please don't)
It's because,,,
If I were to describe it,,,
Don't get into details,
Don't!
(We can't handle it)
I imagined it!
I want to talk about it,
You don't need to get into details,
(Ji-soo, we won't tell anyone)
Why can't I lie down in his house?
It's okay, we understand,
Some people go through that phase,
Then what do you do?
After that,
we just watch TV,
From the same bed?
Not a lot of people
do that on the same bed,
Kyung-hoon, pretend you're lying down,
How does it work?
His bed is huge,
Do you sit like this?
No!
Are you shooting Ask Us Anything tomorrow?
That suits you,
That looks way too realistic!
Why don't you think about it?
I'm okay wit it,
That's your choice,
No!
You know you can hit him, right?
Just hit him!
Do you like getting hit too?
(Getting worse)
He didn't want to hit me!
No wonder you're from SM,
(Good one)
You really do watch our show,
I like hitting people,
(I'm the one getting hit)
We know,
He looks like Nam Joo-hyuk a bit,
(Like brothers)
They're both tall,
People in love look alike,
(I give up,,)
Isn't Ho-dong the worst?
People who are in love
become more alike,
I like girls,
We know,
You're really worried about it?
It's okay,
Just don't take it lightly,
(Getting shredded)
Next question,
This one's important,
Even if you guys team up against me,
what can't you beat me in?
Me!
Love for Joo-hyuk,
Even if we combine everyone here,,,
(Enough)
Of course we can't win that,
Thanks, I like getting hit,
I like hitting people,
Got it, stamina,
We have Hee-chul,
I'm here,
I'm the Ask Us Anything's official
stamina king,
Long jump?
No,
high jump?
No,
Does Joo-hyuk know?
I think so,
Got it,
Lying on the bed quickly,
No,
Morning call?
No,
It's part of the Olympics,
What?
Olympics?
Archery! Table tennis?
No,
Gymnastics?
(Another gymnastics prospect?)
No,
He kind of looks like Son Yeon-jae,
Judo?
Maybe,
Correct,
Really?
You know Judo?
I was in a Judo team in elementary school,
Elementary?
But I think
I still have it,
I was 2nd place in Korea,
If he's that good, we can't win,
I won bronze in youth Olympics too,
Then there's no way, we can win,
I was picked to represent Korea
and went to Tokyo too,
Can you beat Ho-dong?
Of course,
I can't beat him,
It'd be funny if I destroy him,
So we can play a game related to Judo,
(Ask Us Anything Judoka)
Can you explain it to us?
I thought you guys might get hurt
if we do a proper Judo,
So I prepared something
a little different than Judo,
A person who gets the most score
in 3 minutes wins,
If you're clothes come off, it's yuko,
If this comes off, it's waza-Ari,
Okay,
First game is lightweight class,
Hee-chul vs, Kyung-hoon,
Today's referee is
an excellent player from
Korea Judo Federation's (?)
Mr, Lee Soo-geun,
(Full of swag Soo-geun)
Referee?
Ready,
Face front,
Bow,
Face each other,
Bow,
Shake hands,
(A sport of respect)
(What?)
A point for wit!
Ready,
3 minutes!
I learned Judo from video games,
(What?)
He's in trouble,
(Kyung-hoon's pace)
(Attempts to choke)
He's going for the choke hold!
(Ssamja getting competitive)
Just try to take it off,
(Pride of lightweights on the line)
Why are you so strong!
(Kyung-hoon wins waza-Ari)
Kyung-hoon wins!
(Kyung-hoon to semi finals!)
(Heavyweight)
(Ho-dong vs, Jang-hoon)
(Scream)
Don't let Ho-dong grab you!
Scary,
Last match,
Can you beat the final boss?
Hurry,
Don't let him grab you!
Free your hands!
(I already got him)
Don't let him grab you!
(The giant is getting manhandled)
(Ex-wresting champion with the lead)
(Funny sight)
He feels like a wild boar,
He's so strong,,,
(Jang-hoon applies pressure)
You got a hold on me huh?
Ho-dong, flip him,
Your hands are so strong,
You're using your strength?
This is judo, of course I am,
His shirt?
(Punishment for trying)
(Disaster)
(Embarrassing loss)
(Small consideration for his privacy)
(Ho-dong wins!)
How could you strip me
in front of Ga-in?
Are you okay?
I'm okay,
We need a towing car!
We're in Paju,
(3rd round, Ji-soo vs, Sang-min)
I feel so bad for Sang-min!
He looks like
loan sharks are dragging him away!
(I'll give your money back,,)
(2nd fall)
(3rd fall)
(4th fall)
Why is he keep lying down?
Stop,
Pathetic,
(Game over!)
I can't watch anymore,
(Semi-final, Soo-geun vs, Kyung-hoon)
Let's go,
Take off his shirt,
Then it's over,
He stepped on me!
(Instant pain)
Was that on purpose?
Wait!
(Goes for the arm-bar)
(I'm going to win)
He tapped out!
(Going through hell)
Take off his shirt!
I want to make him unconscious first,
He wants to put Soo-geun out,
I'll take it off on my own,
(Self strip)
Could you at least hang it?
Kyung-hoon wins!
(Kyung-hoon to the finals)
He really stepped on my foot,
He stepped on it so hard!
Next up is Ji-soo vs,
Ho-dong!
(2nd round, Ho-dong vs, Ji-soo)
I see a bit of Jo-ta in Ji-soo,
This is a match up of wrestling and Judo,
(Ex-Judo prospect)
(Ex-wrestling champion)
(Can't miss match up?)
This is a crucial match,
A match up between wrestling and Judo,
(Ho-dong's taking it seriously now)
Ho-dong has an advantage,
He's quick,
(Tries to intimate with his performance)
(Front roll?)
Ippon!
(Ippon!)
(Ji-soo wins)
(Disaster by over-excitement)
Ho-dong loses,
Why?
He flipped himself,
Finals!
Kyung-hoon!
(Angry and disappointed)
It's over by ippon,
Excuse me,
where's the orthopedist?
I think my big toe is broken,
(What a joke)
Ready,
(Finals, Ji-soo vs, Kyung-hoon)
Take your time,
(Kyung-hoon goes for the hold)
Look at Kyung-hoon!
(What,,,?)
That was annoying,
(Getting fired up again)
(Match resumes)
(Ji-soo is backing off?)
Ji-soo's shy!
Don't be shy!
(Competitive Ssamja goes in)
(Got held again?)
(Let me go)
Is this some kind of a lover's spat?
(Surprised)
(He came to me one day like a destiny)
(What is this feeling?)
Kyung-hoon's not letting go,
Kyung-hoon's holding on to him!
(I won't let you go)
(After a hot moment,,)
(Awkwardness)
Should we give them some time?
(Interesting)
(Let the past go and focus again)
(Are you gonna keep doing this?)
Grab him!
That's scary,
(Intensity's up since their moment)
I'm sorry!
(Kyung-hoon, my baby)
(This game is fun to watch)
Last minute!
Just take it off!
Ji-soo doesn't want to do it first,
Ji-soo should use some cool technique,
(I thought we weren't doing this anymore)
(Ji-soo's going for the win)
Kyung-hoon!
(Party on the mat, Finished)
Eww!
Ji-soo, the winner!
(Goes for the handshake out of respect)
(I don't care about any of that)
That's the Ask Us Anything that I know!
(Sangam Choir)
Okay, let's go!
My choice of songs that say
do you want to come up for ramen?
Best 6!
What does that mean?
Hmm,,,
I don't want,,,
To be too explicit,
(Looks tired after judo)
Today it's used provocatively,
Before it used to be,,,
Umm,,,
I'm getting off at the next stop,
What's the point of that?
Just say it when you're getting off,
Press the buzzer if you're getting off,
(I'm getting off!)
Isn't it romantic?
Imagine a girl
being really shy
in front of that boy,
(Kang Ho-mi, Age 17)
(Unlucky boy in the same bus)
(Ho-mi's final words,,)
I'm,,,
Getting off here,
Excuse me, this is the cable car,
(Ah-ha!)
They're no stops here,
You get off, you die,
It just means they don't want
to call it a night,
I'm not going home tonight,
(Expresses his true desire)
Got it!
Are we playing already?
I'm Not Going Home Tonight,
By Na-vi,
Nope,
Got it!
(Cartoon animation OST)
(Sounds delicious, but no!)
Got it!
Got it,
Yang Hee-eun's,,,
Nope,
No? Okay,
Lee Eun-mi?
Nope,
(Remake, There's Ramen)
Son Dam-bi's Crazy,
I made ramen,
(I made it)
I made some ramen,
Solid's Holding On To The End Of The Night,
That was too quick!
Correct!
(6th, Holding On To The End Of The Night)
(Released in 1995 as Solid's 2nd album)
(Entered stardom with this song)
(Immersed in sweet rhythm)
(Intro that made everyone feel the rhythm)
(Treasured vocalist!)
(And treasured dance!)
(Holding On To The End Of The Night)
(Playing through the night)
(Ga-in's polished vocal)
(in perfect display!)
Ga-in,,,
You're really good at singing!
I'm a singer!
This son's called
Holding On To The End Of The Night,
Maybe its coffee to stay awake,
Wow, Soo-geun's amazing,
It's really coffee!
It's for staying awake,
Can I have it for my brother's restaurant?
Sure,
(Touched by brotherly love)
(I'll be right there!)
Is this kind of a seducing song?
Got it!
Ivy's Seductive Sonata?
Nope!
Ivy's What Happens Tonight!
Nope,
Buzz''s Green Onion With Egg,
It's that bad?
Did you just make it?
It sucks,
Got it,
Rose Motel's Bong-sook,
(Bong-sook by Rose Motel, 2011)
It's Ho-dong's favorite song!
He even sang this time,
He really likes this song,
Jong-hyun's hint,
Okay,
Got it!
Where did that come from?
It's a confession!
Are you going home tonight?
Just go for it!
(Oh,,,!)
That's why I sang it!
(Only people like him would understand)
Doesn't it make sense?
No?
Wait,
Writers clapped at everything Ji-soo does!
Yeong-cheol was funny this time
and they boo him!
No!
That's their way of saying it's funny!
That's how I see it, okay?
(Doesn't know anything, Just happy)
Got it!
(By The Moonlight, Released in 1986)
(Puzzled by a song older than she is)
No!
I got it,
IU?
(Good Day by IU, 2010)
(What was that?)
(Going for the 3 high notes?)
(1)
(2)
(3)
(Failed high notes, Succeeded screaming)
It's part of the chorus,
Start of the chorus?
Where did you go?
Where?
Come up for ramen,
Where did you go?
Come up for ramen!
I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Call me, okay?
This one!
What?
I didn't like you last night,
You didn't eat ramen,
(Reason: Didn't eat ramen)
(Grudge)
(Ga-in finally cracks up)
Good job!
(Congratulations to his timely comedy)
(Ho-dong offers a huge laughter)
You'll get a certificate soon,
Thank you,
(Certification of congratulations)
(This person is congratulated)
(for his timely comedy)
Here's a hint,
Hee-chul might know this hint,
This singer,,,
Long, long time ago,,,
Auditioned for SM,
Park Jin-young?
(Jin-young failed his SM audition)
Got it!
Can you start?
(At least he sings well,,)
(Automatic dance)
Correct!
Park Jin-young's
But I Have a Girl,
(5th, But I Have a Girl by Park Jin-young)
Wow,,,
(Comes forward)
(Getting possessed by Jin-young)
(Released in 2001)
(A song about his wavering heart)
(for another girl)
Hee-chul got it right,
(With guitarist's riff,)
(and Ga-in's vocal)
(and Park Jin-young's legs)
(Perfect harmony)
(Surprised)
(The one responsible)
(His voice exploding like a volcano)
(Vocation warning alert)
(Shock created by Kyung-hoon)
(This is a man made disaster)
Kyung-hoon!
That was awesome!
(Aftermath)
You were great!
Sing that part again!
It took everyone by surprise!
That scared me!
Someone's making a gif out of this,
(So we made it!)
Do I get rice cakes?
(Jin-young loves rice cakes)
I got it right,
It's honey rice cakes,
(Uses it right away)
(New hit for 2016)
I'm sorry!
He gets rice cakes because
a part of the lyrics sounded like it?
Kyung-hoon's really good at singing,
(Thanks! But, I'm a singer)
You thought that was good?
Yes,
You'd know if you paid attention,
His voice has colors,
Pay attention next time,
Isn't it good if he gets to
people's hearts?
Everyone has different techniques,
(God of Music approves)
4th place!
(Sigh,,)
(Amazing application)
The first line of this song would,,,
Relate to Jang-hoon's
and Sang-min's hearts,,,
Very much,
Got it,
(My dear)
You put a dot then,,,
(Stranger)
(Stranger Again by Kim Yeong-ae, 1991)
(A suddenly grown up son's)
(father diss)
(Collateral damage)
(2 birds 1 stone)
Good job!
(This person is congratulated)
(for a big laugh with a perfect song)
Here's Jong-hyun's hint,
I hope you guys don't go through it,
I warned you,
I'm sorry,
(I'm sorry dad)
Got it,
Yoon-ha's
We broke up today,
(It's been awhile,,)
Nope,
That's not even the same song!
(Song Dae-kwan's One Ticket)
(Kim Ji-ae's Cunning Person)
Nope!
(Excuses by Kim Gun-mo, 1993)
Beat box, Kang Ho-dong!
Can you go spit over there?
It's wrong,
an you give us another Jong-hyun's hint?
(Another song that hurt Sang-min)
It's a slow song,
Why are you doing that to him!
(It's okay, I'm happy now,,)
I got it!
(What is it?)
(After breaking up many times)
They only broke up once!
They only got divorced once!
Just once?
Yup,
(4th, Happy Me)
(Released in 1997 by Echo)
(Very popular slow song)
This is to couples,,,
Who unfortunately had to break up,
(A romantic song for someone you love)
(With Ga-in's sweet voice,)
(everyone reminisce their past)
(Dance to show his sorrow)
(2nd head explosion)
(Everyone is cracking up)
(Kyung-hoon's fan confirmed)
This song's tiring!
(Kyung-hoon set the mood)
That was great,
(Legendary song lingers!)
I know what the prize is!
What is it?
Lottery,
How many times,,,
(True,,,But wrong!)
You'll never get it right!
What is it?
Eco bag,
Eco bag because it's by Echo?
Sorry,
Give it to your wife,
Put this in there,
(Brother, wife gift set)
No matter how cheap it is,
shouldn't it say where it was made?
There's nothing here!
(All Eco bags are like that)
Now,
Finally, 1st place,
The winner,,,
Suits this topic very well,
Park Hye-kyung's Confession!
Nope,
No, no, no,
(Persistent)
(Don't Go by Brown Eyes, 2008)
Don't go!
Come up for ramen!
Don't go!
(I really want to,,)
You get a compliment,
It's all about durability,
(This person gets a compliment)
(for never ending jokes)
This song's composure was
eating
chicken gizzard and soju when,,,
Lim Chang-jung's A Glass of Soju!
No way,
Nope!
Hyun-sook's Food Stalls,
(Staring)
Ji-soo!
Don't look at him like that!
Ji-soo!
(Were you staring at me?)
I was thinking,
You really don't like my jokes?
That's a warning,
Don't look down on people,
He's trying to be funny!
You can't do that to him,
He looked me down!
I respect Yeong-cheol,
Then laugh!
Here's Jong-hyun's hit,
(Puzzled)
I think I had it right,
(North Korean singer, Kim Yeong-cheol)
(Stares at him again)
Ji-soo, don't look down on people!
(No, no)
I respect him,
(Respected celebrity, Yeong-cheol!)
That's how it starts,
(Jang-geum made ramen)
Do you want some ramen?
(Do you like it?)
What could it be?
Here's the final hint,
This past summer,
this prop
was very popular,
Prop?
Fan?
Portable fan!
(Close,,,!)
What is that?
These days we carry
those portable fans,
But before,,,
Fan!
Lee Jung-hyun!
And it starts with!
I got it!
I said it first!
Got it!
It's not Lee Jung-hyun!
I got it!
Um Jung-hwa!
(Um Jung-hwa's Invite)
(I hate you!)
Why? I got it,
I blanked out,
Correct!
(Winner, Invite)
(Released in 1998)
(Solidified her image as the sexy queen)
(Ga-in's seductive serenade)
(Asks for ovation)
(Sexy)
(Disgusting)
(3 old men feeling the rhythm too)
(I'm seducing you tonight)
(Unexpectedly good at rapping)
(Kyung-hoon for the finale!)
(Tries hard)
(Two lovers' screaming serenade)
(We left nothing behind,,)
That was the best!
(Respect!)
(That's my son!)
That was the best,
(Class dismissed!)
Why are you so sad?
That didn't look sincere at all,
Don't go!
I hope Yeong-cheol goes instead,
Come again!
(He's just happy)
Please love Ga-in's Carnival!
(And Ji-soo!)
In JTBC's drama, Fantastic,
I play a role of Kim Sang-wook,
Please watch our drama,
Must watch,
When it's over, continue watching
Ask Us Anything,
I hope you like our shows!
Good work everyone!
(We wish speedy recovery for Ji-soo)
(2020 Oct, 1st)
(Korean Girl Group Institute)
All Girl groups who came here
are doing well,
Let's watch how Momo did in our show!
Congratulations,
(Girl group doctors gathered)
Open, Dia!
(Cryogenic chamber opens!)
(Dia!)
Wow!
(Dia at the institute!)
They were frozen?
Please help Dia,
(Mysterious girls)
How are they not popular yet?
(Assessment begins!)
Chae-yeon!
(Problems found)
They don't know their lyrics,
(Assessment continues)
No one's strong here,
Someone needs to take charge,
(Sad)
What did you just say?
We are the Dia!
I give up,
This is our last obstacle.
(Welcome to the real stage!)
(Long Starking!)
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